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3 Beyond Bizarre Theories About Aliens

There are plenty of people in the world who believe in the existence of extra-terrestrial life with many of these people believing aliens have already visited the Earth. While such beliefs are by no means strange or weird there are plenty of theories out there about alien life that are beyond strange and beyond bizarre. Here are three of the most peculiar.

1.The Aliens are Demons Theory

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For those of you who have not read an essay named “Demon’s in Aliens Clothing” by Ron Patton, the opening paragraph is as follows:

As we enter the 21st century and a new millennium, Satan has devised the delusion that mankind is entering into an important evolutionary phase – a New Age. The push for “global enlightenment” has now extended to the vast reaches of the universe, into what could be deemed as a “space” religion. However, once this nebulous veil is lifted, a definite correlation emerges between the UFO/Alien phenomenon and occultist/satanic activity.”

As you can probably see what Ron Patton is suggesting is that the aliens we are all familiar with are really agents of Satan in the modern age we live. Ron Patton goes on from here to tie together Egyptians, Aztecs, Babylonians, Mayans and Incas because of their history of human sacrifice and the sudden end to their civilizations. He also ties together the gods that these ancient civilizations with creatures that you will find in the bible.

For example the Phoenix is likened to a cockatrice. He continues this Bible theory by bringing up Nephilim (the results of angels that were crossbreed with humans) and how they seem to have a striking resemblance to aliens in the Nordic culture.

Now before all of this gets way to complicated let me attempt to tie this all together. Through the essay Ron Patton mentions the alien abduction of Sky Ambrose. For those of you who do not know, Sky Ambrose told her story on a radio program back in 1994. She famously insisted that aliens had abducted her and her friend to inform them that they (the aliens) were the caretakers of mankind. Not only that they told her how the universe was rhythmically balanced, the Earth was the soul of God (similar to paganism), and the next race to exist on Earth would be a crossbreed of humans and aliens. Put the whole thing together and – bang, you have Nephilims.

The essay comes to an end with Ron declaring that he really does believe that aliens are most certainly demons and any concept of universal enlightenment will lead us back to the ways of ancient civilizations. By that he means human sacrifice and devil worshipping.

If this is all a little bit much for you to handle you may want to grab a stiff drink or something else to enhance your mellow because we are only scratching the surface here.

2.The Aliens are Angels or God Theory

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It is hardly surprising that there is more than one version of the “aliens are demons” theory that uses the very same evidence.

If you want to take a closer look at the Nephilim thing, the apocryphal Book of Enoch expands on this story with great detail but for now we will try to sum it up in nutshell for you. Cutting a long story short 200 angels named “Watchers” decided to defy God by breeding with human women. If this was not enough to piss off the mighty lord they also thought they would share “forbidden wisdom” with humans. Such wisdom included metalworking, sorcery, meteorology and astrology. The Watchers soon became fallen angels when God ordered them to be locked to the ground for eternity.

Once they were locked to the ground God then sent the great flood to wipe out the Nephilim along with humanity for the simple reason that he really does believe that no means no.

Proponents of the ancient astronaut theory, Chuck Missler and Mark Eastman, have claimed that the Watchers were actually Extra-terrestrials who were looking to give humankind a helping hand. This theory was taken even further by Erich von Daniken, author of the Gods, by suggesting the angels who visited were a pair of aliens that destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah with nuclear weapons.

In 1956 Morris Jessup suggested that there are Biblical accounts of UFOs in the Book of Ezekiel. In the first chapter, Ezekiel encounters a cloud that emits fire and lightning. The centre of the fire appeared to be metal and housed four winged creatures. Each was accompanied by four metallic objects described as a wheel within a wheel that followed each creature’s movement. Finally, another widespread theory says that Mary was artificially inseminated by aliens and that Christ himself was an extra-terrestrial. These theories are most often associated with Erich von Daniken’s book Chariots of the Gods. However, Jessup had made his claims years earlier and published several books on the subject. Despite being considered the grandfather of the ufologist movement by many, Jessup’s work has largely been passed over.

3.Aliens are Lizardmen Reptilians.

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It was David Icke, a totally sane and in no way crazy writer, who created the idea of reptilians, reptile, humanoid aliens, living among us. This idea does not stop there it goes on to claim that these reptilians live in secret underground bases and have managed to infiltrate every form of government and now control the fate of humankind and the very planet itself. Oh, and they drink blood.

If this theory is of no surprise to you then perhaps the fact that Icke’s theory has followers in more than 40 countries all over the world. Because of the huge worldwide success of this theory there have been many other people who have picked up the ball and ran with it creating some equally bizarre theories about Reptilians but for now we will focus on only a few. By all means feel free to Google reptilians later to find out more.

Anyway as we know reptilians are proportional to humans and they are only recognisable by their scale-like skin and their face which has apparent dragon-like features. Apart from their physical appearance we have apparently been told that the Reptilians have an interest in Earth because it was once one of their ancient outposts and they want to take it back. Why do they want to take it back? Well, their own planet is no longer capable of supporting life which is the reason they have infiltrated the Earth with the purpose of enslaving us or killing us, all of this depends totally on the mood of the writer.

Proponents claim that there are nearly two-thousand Reptilians walking among us, which includes (but is certainly not limited too) George W. Bush, Barack Obama, British royalty and even Boxcar Willie. That’s right, people: they’ve come for our country music hobos. Literally anyone in a position of power (or with a recording contract, we guess) is a lizardman.

If this sounds slightly familiar to you then you’ve probably seen the television series V, which sees disguised lizardmen take over the planet. However, the origins of that idea being a reality are much older, dating back to a 1935 article from the Los Angeles Times describing the discovery of underground cities belonging to subterranean lizard people.

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